just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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