He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Lo siento on account of my penis...
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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