My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
