I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think I died a long time ago.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
This baby is an asshole
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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