you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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