would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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