Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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