Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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