4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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