We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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