This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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