i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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