R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
