According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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