Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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