Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
