physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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