He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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