I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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