I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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