Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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