My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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