She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Randomize
