I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I wish i was in the wii world.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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