Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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