that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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