so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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