Whoa Z and x make the same sound
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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