Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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