i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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