Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
