Do vagina's smell?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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