No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I look better un-naked...
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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