We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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