We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
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You. Win. At. Life.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
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