I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
i think we sleep fucked last night...
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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