Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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