There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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