its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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