yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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