so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
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