The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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