So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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