There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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