i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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