I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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