On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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