don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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