i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
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