Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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