was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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