my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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