Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I just pynch a tree in the face
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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