We should be called the Road Head Warriors
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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