IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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