Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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