talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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