i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
